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And that was it. Right there. That was the moment. I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine. And I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians. Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

Insåg nyss att plan a är något man bara väntar på föralltid och plan b vågar inte ens kolla på mig längre. Plan c är att bli lesbisk och sno allas flickvänner.